when u take a cookie without askin mama
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
the aight gatsby
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
Think about how fast he snitched tho